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Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
03/30/2015 at 20:13 • Filed to: Autocross

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Went autocrossing in my mom's base model Saturn Sky. It went well, with a fastest time of 58.36 and my other times ranging up and down 58 seconds except for Run 5. I beat a handful of Miatas, a 1999 BMW M3, Mazda RX8, FoST, FiST, and an RX-7, notably. Not bad for a car I've rarely ever driven.

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Run 2

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Run 5

Run 5 was pretty atrocious, mainly because I left the traction control off which for some reason resulted in ridiculous amounts of oversteer.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/30/2015 at 20:42

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You had me at

autocrossing in my mom's base model Saturn Sky


Kinja'd!!! TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/30/2015 at 20:43

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Did your momma ride with you?

If so, that's pretty awesome!


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Jonathan Harper
03/30/2015 at 20:43

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base

Lemme tell you, 176hp is not NEAR adequate for a car that heavy.


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/30/2015 at 20:44

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I'm not sure "adequate power" was ever a priority for Saturn.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma
03/30/2015 at 20:48

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Yep, she came along for the first two rides.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Jonathan Harper
03/30/2015 at 20:52

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You haven't driven many Saturns, then. The S-series is a pretty damn peppy car, and loves to rev. The Saturn Sky Redline is utterly bonkers, and even a manual naturally-aspirated Sky is a hell of a lot of fun.

But, still, the 2000s S-series Saturns are fun as hell cars. I've driven a lot and I still boggle at how such a little shitbox can possibly make the speedometer move that fast. Is it performance-car levels of quick? No, but it's still fast in its own right.


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/30/2015 at 20:59

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You're completely correct. I don't think I've ever driven a Saturn, but now I want to.


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/30/2015 at 21:18

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Your mom is a cool lady. My mom wouldn't even let me drive her crap box with 250k miles to the grocery store to get milk (which was 2 miles away).


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Jonathan Harper
03/30/2015 at 21:26

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It's far from the pinnacle of driving excitement, but it's certainly not boring.